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Humor Text Message with my WIPs - super chunky hat

Published on July 25th, 2017 | by Siân

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5 Hilarious Texts from my WIPs!

If our projects could talk, what would they say? These texts reveal the highs and lows of our relationships with our WIPs.

 

Do you have a project that’s the jealous type?

 

Text Message with my WIPs - cashmere cowl

 

 

It’s a well known fact that knitters get weird and obsessed around new yarn…

 

Text Message with my WIPs - new yarn

 

 

The neglected, long-term project.

 

Text Message with my WIPs - shawl

 

 

Some projects are just SO impatient and MUST be knitted!

 

Text Message with my WIPs - sweater wip

 

 

Finally, there’s the one night fling…

 

Text Message with my WIPs - super chunky hat

 

What do you wish you could tell your WIPs? Tell us in the comments!

 

 

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is an artist and works in the Social Media team at LoveCrafts HQ. She taught herself to knit when she was 17 years old, and hasn’t stopped since! You’ll normally find her in an art gallery, or buried in a book.


Last updated: October 18th, 2017.

8 Responses to 5 Hilarious Texts from my WIPs!

  1. Jean says:

    I wish my WIP could send a jolt through the needles when I’ve gone off pattern. How useful would that be? Or I guess I could pay more attention…

  2. Jenny Y says:

    Love this! I can hear my WIP’s shouting out to me right now.

  3. J Murfitt says:

    Wish to unsubscribe

  4. Cynthia Durham says:

    Hey
    *hey*
    I’ve missed you
    *wait, who is this?*
    The orange cardigan you so cruelly stuffed into the back of your closet
    *OMG, I told you, we are over!*
    But your mom LOVED me!
    *yeah, until you looked so… well, orange*
    Its MY fault you were in such a rush to put me together? Or that you were colorblind towards my cashmere softness?
    *have you heard of the word ‘frog’?*
    Now you are just being mean
    *Salvation Army will take you.*
    If I was finished EVERYONE would want me. Just think… Cashmere, soft beautiful Cashmere!
    *maybe I could over dye you? Something less OMG orange?*
    I remember when you called me stunning!
    *should I frog first or dye after knitting it up? I need to call my LYS. Chat l8r*
    No!
    Wait, dont do this!
    Hello….
    Damn

    • Tiffany Hitchcock says:

      I so have an orange sweater that is saying this very thing!!! Except that I didn’t finish. so the voice is coming from the closet… finish me……. finish me…….(along with a pair of socks / arm warmers / blanket /… the list goes on and on … and the voices in my head!

  5. Sandi says:

    Put me up for adoption to a kind & loving, color-blind person who will finally accept me just the way I am. After all, I am soft & love to snuggle.

  6. MJ, the SKEINdinavian says:

    AWESOMENESS, JEAN!

    Jean says: July 28, 2017 at 1:53 pm
    I wish my WIP could send a jolt through the needles when I’ve gone off pattern. How useful would that be? Or I guess I could pay more attention…

    MJ, the SKEINdinavian agrees wholeheartedly and says to my WIP, “I’m sorry, so sorry, I have so many miles to go before I sleep, but I WILL GET BACK TO YOU, MY BELOVED. PROMISE!”

  7. Svetlana says:

    Good afternoon. I have no problems with ordering, but I still have not received a reply on the delivery of the order Shipment #200915854 for Order #201455551.
    How can I make a new order if YOU did not fulfill the obligations under the previous order?
    I will leave negative feedback about your site, I have no other way out

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